The Bible (Abridged)

From Fig Leaves to Final Judgment…
The Good Book Just Got Better!


It’s apocalypse now as the three cultural guerrillas of The Company Theatre set their sites on the good book with The Bible: The Complete Word of God (abridged). Can bolts of lightning be far behind?

Yes, it’s an affectionate, irreverent roller coaster ride from fig leaves to Final Judgment as the boys tackle the great theological questions: Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did Moses really look like Charlton Heston?  And why isn’t the word “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?

Whether you are Catholic or Atheist, Muslim or Jew, Protestant or Purple People Eater, you will be tickled by The Company’s romp through old time religion. Remember… Someone is watching.

“It’s wacky! It’s zany! And a little profaney.”
---Sister MaryAnne Walsh, Arlington Catholic Herald


Divine Wisdom
God is talking to one of his angels.
He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth."
The angel says, "What are you going to do now?"
God says, "Call it a day." (Rimshot)

ONE WEEKEND ONLY!

WHERE:
Little Italy
824 Afterglow
San Antonio, TX 78216

DATES: TBA

TIMES: Dinner starts at 6:30, Show time at 7:30

ONLY $30 (in advance, $40 at the door)

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